Golf can be an emotional rollercoaster of awesome highs and unrivalled lows.
Perhaps it’s that depth of emotion that inspires us to wax poetic. Either way, there are some weird, strange & funny golf quotes out there.
So we thought we’d share a few of our favourites, to pay homage to – or at least lament in the cruelty of – the great game.
- Peter Alliss:
How fitting than to kick things off with none other than the ‘Voice of Golf’? We love this quote from Peter Alliss because a) its original and b) – more importantly – it celebrates our Scottish heritage:
- Severiano Ballesteros:
Here’s a classic from the fiery, hard-as-nails Spaniard, Severiano Ballesteros, which we absolutely love. This quote epitomises perfectly the passionate, competitive approach he took to the game and the way he never thought he was beaten. RIP Seve!
- King George V:
The Royal and Ancient game is just as infuriating to those in high places. Here’s King George V – who successfully ruled an empire in transition through war and economic depression – voicing his frustrations:
- US Open Commentator:
Golf commentators, even more than other sport pundits, need to keep talking because dead air is bad air. Over the years, you’ve likely heard endless clichés and cut-and-paste comments, but this guy deserves a medal for the sheer hilarity – albeit unintentional – of his quote:
- Carl Spackler:
Carl Spackler’s story in Caddyshack is a shoo-in for the best golf quote of all time. And it’s damn funny: