Diamond Geezer

Our shorts range from 30 to 44 inch waists in even sizes. All shorts are regular length. Check the drop down menu on each product page to see what we have in stock.

All that said, a 34 inch waist from one brand might fit but a 34 from the next brand doesn't. To make sure our trousers are the size you expect we have put ours right in the middle of this mix of sizes. So here is our guidance to help you buy Royal & Awesome

• If you are usually a 34 – buy a 34. Hopefully you are following so far
• If you are usually a 33 – buy a 34. So far so good
• If you are sometimes a 32 and sometimes a 34 – buy a 34. Clever, huh?
• If you are usually a 36 – don’t buy a 34, they’ll be too small. Instead buy a 36.
• So in summary, if you are in any doubt go one size larger. You can always use a belt